It’s easy believe that the life of a football fan is a life of knuckle dragging, beer swilling, Sunday wasting misogynist who has nothing better to do than loudly yell at a flickering box that cannot talk back. It’s even easier to think of football as a game for the bloodthirsty, the outlet of the unsophisticated. I cannot speak for the fans that might fit that bill and the game apparently is having trouble speaking for itself but every do often I take stab at explaining just why the sport manages to hold such sway in on my Sundays. And Mondays. And Thursdays starting around Thanksgiving. And Saturdays after the college football season ends. After fruitlessly trying to come up with THE reason there’s only one explanation left – the true joy rests in the fact that the game is so multifaceted, if you're interested in anything there's a good chance you will find something you enjoy.
I thought of it as Church, listening to the color commentators as preachers, fans as rabid as the most devoted follower, whipped into frenzy by anticipation of their team getting their three hours to shine. The faithful pack into the stands as parishioners into the pews to get close to the action, as close to the spectacle as possible paying all they can for the opportunity and to support their love. In each the devotion can spill over to violence and hatred, but to the true practitioner there is only appreciation and amazement at what we are lucky enough to have been given.
I thought of it as theatre. Each quarter as an act, each drive an opening and falling of the curtain, each touchdown dance a spectacle grown from the strutting and fretting of a player’s hour on the stage. The head coach the director, the coordinators the choreographers. A play performed once a week but practiced daily, the script giving way to ad libbing and improv as things go wrong on the stage. We travel to the theaters of sport, gather in masse to see the spectacle then critique the performance compared to how we’ve seen the show go other times.
I thought of it as a soap opera. Anyone who likes characters falling down elevator shafts will simply love the NFL. Between injuries, fines, getting cut suspended or benched, the drama is ideally theatrical but often the story lines are quite trashy. Teams illegally filming other teams, players legally changing their given names to fit their nicknames (for jersey sales), players getting cut and rehired six times in a season, players resurrecting careers from the dead, the list can go on and on. Besides, while the players change constantly (the average NFL career is three years) while the game stays basically the same, how is that not the essence of soap?
I thought about it as war. If you don’t know why one can be seen like the other you are probably sleeping or have never actually watched football. The generals giving tactics to their soldiers who execute the commands of general and adjusting strategy as necessary for victory...I rest my case.
I thought of it as art. In the same way that an artist carefully chooses elements for his/her work (composition, contrast, perspective etc.) the coach will choose the play (based on down, distance, score and time remaining); the success of that choice will dictate future decisions about the overall work (the outcome). A well executed play certainly is pretty as a picture, but instead of color and contrast it can be seen in design and execution. I see it in the subtle adjustment of a receiver route to find the hole in the zone defense, the timing and connection of a quarterback and his wideout on a back shoulder three step drop, the guard who pulls to open a hole in the B gap. Like the point and beauty in any art, we cannot see it unless we know how to look, so to confirm this check your preconceived notions at the door, grab a knowledgeable friend who loves to answer questions and watch a game, you’ll thank me.
Thanks to fantasy football, I can even play my own game on top of and made from the games each week. How metta. A reason to learn every name on every team, care about every game each week. Since betting on fantasy football is illegal in my area will of I course merely mention how fun it would be to have the added motivation of having your own cash dollars riding on such weekly battles. Fantasy also helps salve the fact that each year: only one team can win the Super Bowl, only about five have a chance to win it and everyone else is just trying to keep their jobs and not get embarrassed.
I marvel at people doing things that I simply can’t; NFL players get hit for a living by those paid to be the biggest, fastest and strongest people on the planet. I’ve also considered what my life would have been as a pro athlete many times (talent not withstanding) and have decided that I could certainly deal with the pro soccer, baseball or golf lifestyles. Football though is beyond me; I simply can’t fathom getting both feet in bounds knowing I’m going to get clobbered by someone running full speed. I’m not designed to jump on a fumble when 1,200 pounds of person will immediately follow, trying anything and everything to wrestle the ball away. I can’t understand what it would be like to know I was shortening my life span and risking both my physical and mental health on every play. The average career of an NFL player is three years and the average lifespan is in the 50s: however much those athletes get paid is appropriate.
The players also toil under far greater uncertainty than other professions. Other than signing bonuses, guaranteed money in a contract and small injury provision a weekly paycheck is anything but guaranteed. On my own dear Giants middle linebacker Chase Blackburn was unsigned until two weeks ago, staying in game shape just in case a team called. Thanks to the unfortunate series of events that is inevitable as the season progresses, he received that call, he suited up and just yesterday intercepted a pass in front of almost 83,000 people. Football contracts aren’t guaranteed like other sports (especially baseball, now that’s the life), so each week you risk your future for the opportunity to continue to risk your future – how can one not appreciate the love and drive that these players have for the game?
Most of all though when you’re engaged in the game, football is makes a strong analogy to life. Psychologically it’s not the Team that wins, we win (if our team loses we say “they” lost, but that’s for another day). It’s more than a series of large people struggling to gain a few feet at a time. No, it’s a microcosm of life, the struggle to overcome our obstacles and deficiencies in spite of the external forces attempting to stop our progress. By playing only once a week, every Sunday is a major opportunity (not unlike that big promotion or meeting a new love)- every loss is a wasted opportunity from which it become harder and harder to recover. Just as the quarterback needs his protection and his outlets to successfully acquire the ground he needs so too do we need the same kinds of support to be successful. In a support system (our blockers) of people who can help us advance quickly (wide receivers) and in a slower more plodding style (the running backs). We also require a defense savvy to the attacks of others to protect ourselves from advances into our territory, attempting to impose their will against ours, to attain what we need to succeed (points). We blow obvious chances, pull rabbits out of hats (look up “The Helmet Catch”), try gimmicks that sometimes work and on a long enough timeline the most talented will frequently, but not always succeed.
Is the game perfect? Of course not: there are too many breaks in the action (TV Timeouts make me want to throw furniture), it certainly does glorify violence (also part of the appeal, what a double edge to the sword) and the commercials make us all a little worse than we were before (I can’t unsee the Man Up commercials). I sometimes I feel funny knowing that wealthy white owners run teams of predominately African American players (which is more reflective of unfortunate trends in larger society, just happens to be mirrored here two) who are treated like thoroughbreds (I’ve heard more than a few players be called “studs” on ESPN, just noticing) and it can be used as a springboard to propagate mindless base consumerism. This is all true, but then again a book about a whiny teenage inspired the death of John Lennon and shoot Ronald Reagan – it’s not it’s not the experience that’s the issue, but the consumer.
So try a few hours on the couch this Sunday. Whether you enjoy theory and strategy, mindless entertainment, theatre or soap you might just find what you need. Bring a book, magazine or your laptop to pass the commercial time (I also recommend the mute button, lovely feature) and see if you won’t thank yourself for the time well spent. Happy watching.